Dr. Doctrine and the Son Dance Kid FIJ
Faith in Jasper BOOSTER ARTICLE - “Dr. Doctrine and the Son Dance Kid” Late one night in the secret laboratory of Altered Dispositions, see the shadowy figure of a man with a very penetrating and singular gaze hunched over a petrie dish, as all around him various coloured liquids gurgle through a vast array of scientific apparati. The cuff of his white lab coat drags across the pages of his open, dog-eared notebook, black with scribbled formulae, equations, and chapter and verse references, as he majestically enters a mysterious series of figures after the ‘=’ sign that had stood there unanswered for so long. It is no other than Dr. Doctrine, Department head of Chemical Theology, on the very verge of shouting “Eureka!” His years of experiments in Induced Human Spirituality has brought him to the cusp of this moment, this remarkable midnight when his pietistic passion will be rewarded. For there in the petri dish a viscid, slightly phosphorescent goo ...